There's a time in every ones life, that you have to use public transport. For me, that's most days. The obvious advantages are that you don't have to drive, concentrate, or fill the tank up. You can listen to your IPOD or generic MP3 Player, and switch off. The disadvantages are that you have to contend with the general public - some of them smell, some are too fat and take up to much room, and most (at best) are completely retarded.
This morning was a prime example. I sat next to a fat man, meaning i couldn't sit properly on my seat as he took all of the space. We moved on, and after two stops, all of the seats had gone. You could see the confusion on peoples faces (this always happens) and peoples reluctance to move to the back of the bus, which is the obvious, sensible thing to do - But no. 10 people crowded into the front of the bus. One retard stood on my foot, and another (obviously infuriated by the sheep hearding together) pushed past them, with a laptop on his shoulder. Due to him being a memeber of the general public, his spacial awareness has never been honed, and proceeded to hit me in the head with his bag. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? Here's some handy tips.
1) If you don't need to go to work in a morning - some people do - fuck off and wait until a day rider is a pound cheaper.
2) If the seats are taken, move to the back of the bus.
4) If you're a fat retard, don't use public transport (especially in a morning, you're missing Jeremy Kyle anyway) Use a gym!
5) Gain an understanding of spacial awareness.
I'm interested in hearing what others think about this...
