Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Only Iphone 5 Review worth watching

This morning, I was lucky enough to see the Bloomberg iphone 5 review. I can honestly say I've not laughed as hard whilst watching the news since Gazza's exploits with his mate, 'Moaty.' enjoy.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Argentinian's may block Frey Bentos exports




What we've just heard could rock the foundations of every council estate across the UK (and a large proportion of the North East.)

As the £1 billion Type 45 destroyer "Dauntless" is making it's way to Falkland Islands (routine, of course) we've been informed that Cristina Fernandez Kirchner, the Argentine president, is currently in talks with the Uruguayan Government with a view to blocking the export of Frey Bentos pies to the UK. Neither embassy would confirm the reports.

We'll keep you up-to-date as soon as we hear more.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Famous Grouse - Named Grouse Ad Campaign?



You may find this trivial, but the Daily Rant bring you the truth - as it happpens - warts and all.  The Daily Rant, today, received an anonymous tip off (Wikileaks-esque) that the Famous Grouse whisky producer, Erdington Group, have embarked on a national TV Advertisement campaign, naming the grouse that appear in the commercials. 

Whisky drinkers across the land were shocked to the core, having heard the news. Dave from Gipton Nr. Leeds said "It came as a rate fuckin shock. The first thing I erd was that theed called one Nielson - That's no fuckin' name for a Grouse - for fucks sake".

We'll bring you more news as we hear it.