You may find this trivial, but the Daily Rant bring you the truth - as it happpens - warts and all. The Daily Rant, today, received an anonymous tip off (Wikileaks-esque) that the Famous Grouse whisky producer, Erdington Group, have embarked on a national TV Advertisement campaign, naming the grouse that appear in the commercials.
Whisky drinkers across the land were shocked to the core, having heard the news. Dave from Gipton Nr. Leeds said "It came as a rate fuckin shock. The first thing I erd was that theed called one Nielson - That's no fuckin' name for a Grouse - for fucks sake".
We'll bring you more news as we hear it.
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